Saturday, March 18, 2006

Wanda According to ...

christianity: love thy neighbor as you love wanda.

socrates: the unexamined wanda is not worth living.

sun tzu: the supreme art of wanda is to subdue the enemy without fighting.

descartes: i think, therefore im wanda.

machiavelli: keep your friends close, and wanda closer.

freud: the ego is not wanda in its own house.

jung: everything that irritates us about wanda can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.

marx: wanda is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.

kierkegaard: wanda is subjectivity.

einstein: logic will get you from a to b. wanda will take you everywhere.

da vinci: wanda is never finished, only abandoned.

dan brown: da wanda code

j. k. rowling: harry potter and the order of wanda

j.r.r. tolkien: one wanda to rule them all.

candice bushnell: wanda and the city

meg cabot: the wanda diaries

ann rice: the wanda chronicles

capt picard: wanda, the final frontier ...

spock: live long and wanda.

george lucas: may the wanda be with you.

yoda: wanda is the path of the dark side.

agent smith: the wanda has you.

ashton kutcher: wanda, where’s my car?

jake gyllenhaal: I wish I knew how to quit wanda

mulder: wanda is out there.

he-man: by the power of wanda, i am he-maaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!

she-ra: for the honor of wanda, i am she-raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!???!

flor contemplacion: i did not kill wanda!?!

nokia: wanda ... connecting people.

smart: wanda ... simply amazing.

pinnochio: im gonna be a real wanda.

snow white: someday my wanda will come.

sleeping beauty: *snore*

simba: oh i just cant wait to be wanda.

hamlet: to wanda or not to wanda.

juliet: a wanda, by any other name, would still remain as sweet.

renee zellweger: you complete wanda.

jack nicholson: you make me wanna be a better wanda.

forrest gump: life's just like a box of wanda, you'll never know what you're gonna get.

ET: wanda phone home ... wanda phone home.

bill pullman: we will not vanish without a fight, today is our wanda day!

evita: dont cry for me wanda. the truth is i never left you.

phantom: no more talks of wanda, forget this wide-eyed fear.

cats: wanda not a sound from a pavement …

les miserables: do you hear wanda sing, singing the song of angry men.

miss saigon: i swear id give my life for wanda.

avenue q: it sucks to be wanda.

ninoy: wanda is worth dying for.

kris: you have to say this ... the WANDA!

ruffa gutierrez: what is essential is invisible to the naked wanda.

melanie marquez: dont judge my wanda. because my wanda is not a book.

jolina: i made the biggest mistake of falling in love with my best wanda.


PinoyHarbinger said...

Nakakainis ka ang WANDA mo (Nakakatuwa ka i mean)! MaWanda ka (Mabuhay)!

racky said...

musta na tita! eto, meron pa ako para sa iyo ...enjoy! heheh

Ten Top Trivia Tips about WANDA!
Ideally, WANDA should be stored on her side at a temperature of 55 degrees!
More people are killed by WANDA each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
There are 336 dimples on WANDA.
The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, WANDA and compline.
Originally, WANDA could not fly!
The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like WANDA.
WANDA is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet of shrimp!
WANDA is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes!
The liquid inside WANDA can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
Lightning strikes WANDA over seven times every hour.