Wanda According to ...

christianity: love thy neighbor as you love wanda.

socrates: the unexamined wanda is not worth living.

sun tzu: the supreme art of wanda is to subdue the enemy without fighting.

descartes: i think, therefore im wanda.

machiavelli: keep your friends close, and wanda closer.

freud: the ego is not wanda in its own house.

jung: everything that irritates us about wanda can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.

marx: wanda is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.

kierkegaard: wanda is subjectivity.

einstein: logic will get you from a to b. wanda will take you everywhere.

da vinci: wanda is never finished, only abandoned.

dan brown: da wanda code

j. k. rowling: harry potter and the order of wanda

j.r.r. tolkien: one wanda to rule them all.

candice bushnell: wanda and the city

meg cabot: the wanda diaries

ann rice: the wanda chronicles

capt picard: wanda, the final frontier ...

spock: live long and wanda.

george lucas: may the wanda be with you.

yoda: wanda is the path of the dark side.

agent smith: the wanda has you.

ashton kutcher: wanda, where’s my car?

jake gyllenhaal: I wish I knew how to quit wanda

mulder: wanda is out there.

he-man: by the power of wanda, i am he-maaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!

she-ra: for the honor of wanda, i am she-raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!???!

flor contemplacion: i did not kill wanda!?!

nokia: wanda ... connecting people.

smart: wanda ... simply amazing.

pinnochio: im gonna be a real wanda.

snow white: someday my wanda will come.

sleeping beauty: *snore*

simba: oh i just cant wait to be wanda.

hamlet: to wanda or not to wanda.

juliet: a wanda, by any other name, would still remain as sweet.

renee zellweger: you complete wanda.

jack nicholson: you make me wanna be a better wanda.

forrest gump: life's just like a box of wanda, you'll never know what you're gonna get.

ET: wanda phone home ... wanda phone home.

bill pullman: we will not vanish without a fight, today is our wanda day!

evita: dont cry for me wanda. the truth is i never left you.

phantom: no more talks of wanda, forget this wide-eyed fear.

cats: wanda not a sound from a pavement …

les miserables: do you hear wanda sing, singing the song of angry men.

miss saigon: i swear id give my life for wanda.

avenue q: it sucks to be wanda.

ninoy: wanda is worth dying for.

kris: you have to say this ... the WANDA!

ruffa gutierrez: what is essential is invisible to the naked wanda.

melanie marquez: dont judge my wanda. because my wanda is not a book.

jolina: i made the biggest mistake of falling in love with my best wanda.